I've also worked at the London Olympics! That was pretty tight.
No words for this.
Above is the beautiful $1,700 designer dress Lindsay Lohan borrowed for a gala she went to.
Below is how she returned it.
"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress," a source tells Us Weekly. "But what bouncer has scissors?"
"She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! " the source continues. "She's out of control and behaving really badly."
The dress in question is actually the same one that fellow troubled star Charlie Sheen finagled for the 26-year-old actress. As revealed by Us Weekly, Sheen generously hooked up his Scary Movie 5 costar with the dress after personally putting in a call to celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to outfit her for the glamorous AmFAR affair.
He even said he'd "go halfsies" with the actress to pay for the gown, an offer she did not accept: Lohan ended up borrowing the dress. - USweekly
Oh. Hell. Naw.