I honestly thought this was a joke when I first read this. 

It seems as though Lil Wayne has seen some promise in Paris Hilton and signed her to a record deal. I'm so confused. Has he not heard 'Stars Are Blind'?

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WTH?
The 32-year-old is plotting her return to music with the popular hip-hop label. With online commenters burning upTwitter wondering how it happened, Cash Money co-founder Bryan “Birdman” Williams said the deal was a no-brainer.

“She’s always supported us, and we’ve supported her. It was a friendship first,” Williams told Pop & Hiss. “She played us music, and I was taken aback. I was impressed by her music, and I didn’t know she could sing so well.” - LATimes 

NO. SHE CAN'T. If you need to be reminded listen to her first single ever below. 

Apparently, her new music is going to be way different from this. We'll see. 

What an ass. 

This girl was just trying to loosen him up and he tore her apart. I didn't think he was funny at all. How about you?

LOVE THIS! Check out Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, and Courtney Cox doing a skit for Ellen!

TMZ

Kim Kardashian sent out her baby shower invites.... yeah those are it.

The invite to Kim K's June 2nd bash -- sent to a guest close to Kanye West -- arrived as a fully functional music box, complete with a spinning ballerina ... dancing to a lullaby version of Kanye's "Hey Mama."

Not only is the invite playing the baby daddy's tune, but the ballerina bears a striking resemblance to Kim herself -- just in case anyone forgets who this party is REALLY celebrating. - TMZ

 Here's a lullaby version of "Hey Mama" in case you were wondering what that sounded like...

After Beyonce's new song "Grown Woman" leaked last night (listen here), another song she's on with The-Dream and 2Chainz leaked as well.

YESSSS. These songs are fire.

Listen to "Turnt" below! What do you think?