Revenge schemes just don't get DUMBER than this. In Keelung City, Taiwan, a 46-year-old man spent a day drinking, then came home to his girlfriend. She yelled at him for getting drunk. And he was so upset, he decided to get sweet VENGEANCE. So he grabbed a pair of scissors and CUT OFF HIS OWN JUNK. Then he flushed it down the toilet. I'm not EXACTLY sure how that's revenge on his girlfriend. Maybe he thought he was SO sexually gifted that he'd be depriving her of the magic? Anyway, his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital where doctors were able to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, the guy left himself about an inch of peen, so he'll still be able to pee. The next day, when he sobered up, apparently he was very upset with himself.

How can you NOT feel sympathy for this poor woman? 33-year-old Laura Fernee of London is just TOO GOOD LOOKING. According to Laura, her LOOKS have RUINED HER CAREER. Laura has a graduate degree in science, and had a pretty good job as a scientific researcher. I'm not sure what branch, because the places that covered this story clearly weren't into it for the details. But Laura says she had to quit a few years ago because she says her male coworkers just hit on her and didn't respect her, her female coworkers didn't like her and it crippled her career. Quote, "I wanted them to recognize my achievements and my professionalism but all they saw was my face and body. Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no makeup, they still [hit] on me because of my natural attractiveness." Laura says her parents now pay her rent and bills while she figures out what to do. Click HERE to see more photos of her.

Father returns from Afghanistan to surprise daughter at game
Tampa Bay Times 
A man wearing a Rays uniform and a catcher's mask and pads squatted behind the plate. As the ball rolled toward him, he stepped forward and scooped the ball in his glove.
Alayna thought there was something odd about the way he caught the ball. It wasn't quite how a professional ballplayer would do it.
The man at the plate stood and lifted his mask. It was her father, Lt. Col. Will Adams.
She sprinted to him. He swept her into his arms. VIDEO

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The 20-year-old had been drinking with his friends to celebrate the end of the semester when someone suggested a shot-drinking contest.

By the competition's conclusion, Mohr had consumed some 20 shots of tequila and his BAC was .471%.

Possibility of death STARTS AT .30%.

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