I know a few people on my list that I could send this to...

A California company has perfected the best/stinkiest/most realistic/nasty fart smell ever and you can send it by mail to whoever you want for just $8.99! The best part is that the recipient has to open it to get to your personal message inside. This is awesome. 



"Every Fart By Mail comes hermetically sealed in a very glamorous crystal clear polyethylene envelope."

"Dr. Stink writes a message to your friend explaining what they are holding. After all, when was the last time they received a fart in the mail?"



Full article here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/you-can-send-a-fart-by-mail-now-6z51